function randomthought() {
	var thoughts=new Array("I still fear the reaper. Is there something wrong with me?","How does Cleveland have more than one Action News? There's no action in Cleveland...","If I said you had a beautiful body, would you go to a gym so I could keep a straight face?","I think I'd rather shop at Gamekeepworking.","Does anyone actually consider Sam amazing for being able to cut hair?","Why are married people allowed to have bachelor's degrees?","If I got really buff, could I be the Muscles from Cleveland?","So is Ed the horse's first or last name?","I'm not really sure why everyone thinks campers are so happy in the first place.","If I were a priest or a rabbi, would I need to prepare a punch line each time I walked into a bar?","Woody Allen movies would be so much better if they just got rid of one thing: Woody Allen.","If so many kids know where there's 99 bottles of beer on the wall, why isn't alcohol a more rampant problem in elementary schools?","Ugly people have feelings, too. Just kidding...","I don't trust the angles on a stealth bomber. They're never right.","So in Athens, do fraternities and sororities make up American Life?","Are people who eat hamburgers with square patties afraid of their burgers rolling away?","People are always making compilations like Pure 80's and Pure Disco. Is there some sort of line of tainted music genres?","I'd bet the ratio of females to males at Case is still higher than the ratio of males to their computers.","Would Shaft still be the baddest mofo if his last name were Schlomo?","When the devil comes for me, is he going to take me to New Jersey and make me watch hockey? Because that would be pretty bad.","Read enough random thoughts, and you will achieve enlightenment.","Colonel Sanders deserves to be promoted to general. Ever seen Schwarzkopf fry up chicken like that?","If one train is heading east from Los Angeles at 50 mph and another is heading west from St. Louis at 60 mph, will I really give a damn?","Everyone always talks about Christmas and fruitcake. I've never seen anyone buy or receive a fruitcake.","A penny saved is a penny earned? If that 100% interest rate is annual, then I'm switching banks.","The wheels on the bus keep going round and round. Isn't the driver going to stop to pick up kids or not crash into stuff or something?","Chevy's supposed to be like a rock, right? I wouldn't pay thousands of dollars to drive a rock.","I'd much rather have two birds crapping in the bush than in one going in my hand.","So can that stuff on the inside of my refrigerator be considered a weapon of mass destruction?","How can that little Japanese guy eat so many hot dogs? It must take him like a week to go to the bathroom.","I keep my marbles in a safe deposit box.","Why do they call it the restroom when everyone's always in such a rush to get there?","Am I the only one who hates bathrooms with like 20 mirrors? It's like there's 300 of me taking a whiz.","Does anyone eat the cookie parts of Oreos and throw out the white stuff?","Why do car thieves bother to get a bunch of tools? All they need to do is get red vests and stand outside restaurants...","You will get some surprising news from a friend today. Your lucky numbers are 8, 13, 14, 23, and 31.","Pet llamas...","I like whipped cream.")
	var randomnum=Math.random()
	var numofthoughts=thoughts.length
	var randomint=Math.floor(numofthoughts*randomnum)
	document.write("<font color='#800000'><b>Random Thought Generator:</b></font><br>")
	document.write(thoughts[randomint],"<br><br>")
}

function randomthoughtb() {

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