Top 10 Quotes
Having an archive for you to go through seems a bit bulky and counterproductive, so I'll make it so that the Top 10 quotes aren't necessarily the newest quotes. They may be all new or have some new quotes in them, but I might also make them some or all old, and perhaps incorporate some themes.
It's New to You
Yeah, I can't believe I'm using that corny slogan, either. But I've got some really old quotes here... I just never put them up for some reason.
- Jarta: "This is some great soda..."
Jason: "Tastes like syphilis..."
- Tran: "Damn! I should have been working my way up the Delta Iota Kappa ladder! I need to be a frat ho..."
- Paul Wineman: "What do you think there is to see [in Hollywood]?"
Vegas: "The big sign?"
- Bryan: "Wait! You're the only girls who ever talk to us!"
- Dietz: "Once they go Dietz, they never go back."
Me: "Has anyone ever gone Dietz?"
Dietz: "No, but no one's ever gone back."
- Sparkles: "I can't wait to be sleeping under Adria..."
- Me: "I'm going to Reverse Poland for Spring Break."
Brandon: "It'll cost you 3 2 + dollars."
- Tran: "Yeah, that's exactly what I'm looking for! [Really excited] But I'd never go out with you!"
- Jarta: "Liz, are you attracted to homosexual males?"
- Paul Wineman: "[describing the real Hollywood] If you like girls, you go to Sunset Boulevard... If you like boys, you go to Hollywood Boulevard..."
Vegas: "So Sunset then?"