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#17: Don't make stupid resolutions. Status: Failed (1) Note: Well, if I weren't going to make any stupid resolutions, then I wouldn't have even bothered making a feature for it. Well, it was still a resolution, so it counts, but I didn't get it. |
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#7: Go to every single class lecture for the year. Status: Failed (2) Note: Okay, I seriously wasn't setting reasonable goals here. Maybe every lecture for the first day would have been more appropriate. |
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#14: Turn 21. Status: Failed (3) Note: Although not quite as unreasonable as the class one, this was still never supposed to happen. |
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#3: Build Mantey's giant rubber ball of weather balloons. Status: Failed (4) Note: Mantey just bought a giant ball. There was no reason to build one anymore. |
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#5: Get decent orchestra seats for a change. Status: Failed (5) Note: Okay, I have no idea how I forgot to do this one, but apparently I just did. |
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#10: Make a more disgusting Pooky special. Status: Failed (6) Note: I made sooooo many concoctions this year. I have no idea how I never made something bad enough to be a Pooky special. |
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#9: Realize it's not 1997. Status: Accomplished (1) Note: Well, I did make a page in this year called "New Years Resolutions, 2003," so I guess I must have known. |
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#2: Get back down to my college weight. Status: Accomplished (2) Note: Well, this one's just obvious. |
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#8: Don't strive to do things that are never going to happen. Status: Accomplished (3) Note: This is me, after all. I don't remember striving to do anything at all for a long time... |
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#13: Stop speaking in Yiddish and Canadian. Status: Accomplished (4) Note: An occasional "oy" now and then, but I've basically stopped. |
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#4: Let someone touch "the jacket" for more than 5 seconds. Status: Accomplished (5) Note: People (read: girls) have done so several times already. Damn you and your feminine wiles! Messing with my beautiful jacket... |
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#1: Stop thinking like an engineer. Status: Accomplished (6) Note: I don't think I've had the slightest leanings to get anything productive done or made for humanity or well, anyone, in the past seven months. |
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#6: Get a social life. Status: Accomplished (7) Note: Yeah, I hardly believe it myself, but stranger things have happened. |
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#11: Find something to do during rush other than driving freshmen around. Status: Accomplished (8) Note: Hells, yeah... besides, I didn't even have a car this Fall Rush. |
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#15: Keep fat girls off Marku. Status: Accomplished (9) Note: Well, no girls at all were on Marku, but it still counts. Getting skinny girls on Marku, now that's hard work. |
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#12: Do NOT start up Meyer Poonquest 2003. Status: Accomplished (10) Note: This was easy. Marku figured out who that girl we found for Meyer Poonquest 2002 was, and we figured, "Yeah, we'd better not get involved with this again." |
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#16: Find some way to go the whole year without going after the same girl as Don. Status: Accomplished (11) Note: I don't know how this happened, but it happened. Consider either Don or me (whichever one of us is responsible for this great feat) the pillar of willpower. |