Choose Your Own Second Floor Mini-Adventure

The date is September 7, 2003. The brash new Brother Handloff has arrived almost a month earlier with his new Honda motorcycle, supposedly enough of a chick magnet that he feels no need to keep a cathode ray oscilloscope in his room. An object of such immense power has the possibility of forever shaping the Floor of Not Getting Laid, until one fateful day when the motorcycle goes missing. You will be playing as Handloff himself. Your job will be to make choices to get your damn bike back and restore glory to the second floor. Click the button below to continue. And just for reference, the monkey for this is 0.412%.
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